Archive | August, 2012

I Never Got Donuts for Sex.

28 Aug

When my roommates had sex all I got was sleep lost and an apology. Then again, one of my roommates cleaned the apartment a total of three times while we lived there for almost three years so why would I think I would get donuts?

Cause It’s Thrillerrrrrr

28 Aug

Haters gonna hate.

Keep Booboo

23 Aug

I could pull some examples of this off my Facebook, but I don’t want to put people I know on blast. It’s so true though! I see people do this all the time and rock shirts that say the same type of message. Oh, so your just not going to acknowledge why they were put in jail in the first place? Come on son!

This. Can’t. Be. Real.

23 Aug

The shirts were fine, until Snooki started wearing them.

School Two Easy For Kids

23 Aug

Tell me again how hard it is two reed and report nuws.

Because You Don’t Want To Be Like Those Other Babies Having Babies

20 Aug

Let’s face it, it’s never too early to introduce your kids to contraception anymore, unless you do want to be a grandparent. Then by all means, allow them to help themselves. I remember when I was in my teens and I was curious about sex and and my mother couldn’t even fathom bringing up the subject. I am not sure if it was because of the awkwardness or our Catholic upbringing. (Ironically she was a teen mom)

At times I wished I had that type of relationship with my mother where we could talk about anything including sex. Nonetheless, I went on through life learning about sex on my own, school and friends. (That sounded bad saying I learned about sex on my own) I meant seeking the information for myself. I remember seeing news coverage on taking the course Sex Education out of schools because parents were enraged. I always crossed my fingers and hoped that this wouldn’t happen to my school, because how else would I learn about it?

I guess this kid found a way to learn about it by himself.

So many teens around me were getting pregnant. I remember reading local newspapers and how they always had these “alarming statistics” on how my school had such a high pregnancy rate. It was embarrassing. Almost six years later and history is repeating itself in my little town and it seems everywhere else.

Teens have sex in their faces everyday through media. Almost everything has to have sex to sell it. I would not even dream of buying a dress that didn’t scream “sex me” all over it! I’m only half serious here, butt sex really does sell. (See what I did there?)

My point is, don’t be afraid or ashamed about the “burden” of talking about contraception because it might just save you from leaving that “burden” of a topic onto them.  Don’t wait until its too late!

How “Wrapping It Up” Can Get You “Locked Up”

13 Aug

It seems Evelyn Lozado and Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson butted heads (pun intended) recently leaving Johnson in jail on domestic abuse charges. The newlywed couple had just been official a little over a month. Allegedly Lozado found a reciept for condoms in the trunk of Johnson’s car. The discussion turned into a heated argument into which Johnson butted Evelyn’s head leaving her with a 3’laceration on her forehead. Lozada claims that Johnson became upset, grabbed her, and head-butted her. Lozado says Johnson yelled:

“I don’t give a (expletive)! I don’t give a (expletive) about my career!”
Lozada then walked to a neighbor’s house and waited for them to come home before calling the police.
Johnson’s account is rather different. He claimed that Lozada head-butted him, which caused the three-inch laceration that was visible on her forehead. He also said that she yelled “(Expletive) it!”

Listen, as a female, a human being, nobody wants to be cheated on. (Keep in mind that cheating is open to interpretation). However, I’m pretty sure there was a discussion between Evelyn and Chad about this very subject on an episode of “Basketball Wives” on VH1. Chad admitted that monogamy was something he had trouble with because of being on the road all the time and so he and Evelyn came to an understanding. The “understanding” was that Evelyn would allow him to sleep with other women as long as he “wrapped it up.” Viewers of “Basketball Wives” quickly judged the couple and felt they were okay with an open relationship. Although, this may have not been exactly the way they intended their agreement to be interpreted. Click on the link below to see the “understanding” and see what you conclude.

Chad Johnson — Condom Use was Plot Point on ‘Basketball Wives’

This is where I become confused, look around, and hope that the person nearest to me has the same look on their face.  Why is she so mad?  She agreed to this type of relationship and I know it’s easier said than done, but if so then why marry a man like that or stay in that relationship.  There may be more details to this story (I am not condoning any abuse on women) than reported so far, but if this is the meat of the story I cannot side with Lozado on this one.  Lozado is known for being a hot head.  I am the first to say I think the woman is gorgeous, curvacious, funny and damn near flawless.  However, the girl has a temper, is irrational more times than not, and uses her fist and words to beat people down to nothing.  Jennifer Williams might just agree with me on this one.  I just hope she is telling the truth when she says Johnson head butted her because she has made sure to leave Johnson with nothing to his name.

You scratch my ass, I’ll scratch…wait what?

9 Aug

You would never know they were strangers.

Word On The Street is His Sister’s a B*tch.

6 Aug


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