Archive | March, 2014

10 Signs You’re Not Ready For Kids

20 Mar

But really I only needed one sign…my bank statement.

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Denver TV Show Airs Penis Pic

18 Mar

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A Denver TV show accidentally aired a huge penis photo when scrolling through Twitter live on-air. They’re reactions are huh-larious! This is something you need to learn now. NEVER, EVER EVER EVER, scroll through the internet blindly with people you barely know. I’ve heard so many horror stories of friends of mine showing strangers pictures on their phone and all of a sudden this stranger knows exactly what you’re working with!

Click here to see the video!!! (Link NSFW)

Lady Gaga Gets Puked On… Purpose

14 Mar

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Ermmm….What in the actual hell? Lady Gaga performed at her SXSW concert and had her “friend,” Millie Brown vomit colored liquids onto her body while performing. Brown is a “vomit-painter.” (Who the hell knew that was an occupation?) Anyway, Brown chugged a green liquid on stage while Gaga banged it out on the drums and then Brown walked over and stuck her fingers down her throat and made sure she vomited all over Gaga. They then got on a bull together and straddled each other. I just want to believe that this is Gaga art, but it’s hard to see this as art that is respectable. I would say the general consensus on vomit is that it’s disgusting and so if Gaga decided to smear feces all over her face, is that supposed to be artistic too? I really do respect Gaga’s talent. However, I find it hard to believe that this is really who Gaga is. She has always been different, I will not argue that. But vomit? I feel like she is just trying to top herself so much so that even degrading herself to being puked on is worth the attention… I love you Gaga, but this is too much!

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The “M” is For McFly

13 Mar

But like, where ya shoe game at?

A Huge Target Fail

13 Mar

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This is no joke. This image made it on to the Target website. There are so many things wrong with this photo, where do I begin. She has one longer arm then the other and it’s a hell of a lot skinnier. The inside of her arm is missing AND half her crotch. I feel like this is a troll, but sadly it’s not. I HATE how much photoshopping is done to women and men in photos. I don’t want to see something that isn’t real in magazines or on webpages. Give me real! What could have been so wrong with this young girls body that they photoshopped her so terribly??? RIDICULOUS! I’m so worked up I’m going to go eat a bag of cookies!

-ittybittyrant

5 Rules For Being A Man According to Nick Offerman

13 Mar

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