Why You Need Beer and Coffee In Your Life

21 Feb




How does one moderate?  I think if you carry a notepad with you moderation won’t matter.  *Walks away with martini in hand and notepad in other*

ittybittybee :O)



Woman Condemns You To Hell If You Don’t Give Her Free Meal

21 Feb


I am not making this up.  A Florida woman allegedly skipped out on her $18.46 restaurant bill and gave the cashier two options: Give her a free meal or go to hell.  Ruthena Lewis, 44,was accompanied by her mother at the A&G restaurant in Winter Haven, Fla.  Lewis then took her mom to the car and re-entered the restaurant to pay with a credit card, but the card was DECLINED!  DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT TAKE THAT TO-GO BOX WITH YOU.  The A&G cashier Crystal Henson told police that Lewis held the cancel button down when the charge was being processed.

 According to the police report, Lewis then gave Henson a choice: If the meal was free, Henson would go to heaven. If she insisted on running the card through, “She would go to hell.”  Lewis then slipped the cashier the business card of her church’s bishop and said to call him and he would pay for it and left.  

The restaurant didn’t bother to call the bishop and instead called police.  Lewis and her mother were arrested a short time later, NewsChief.com reported. They were charged with misdemeanors and later released.

And get this, Lewis had $80 cash on her according to the police report!  The only person going to hell is Lewis for lying!

Story originally from: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20/ruthena-lewis_n_4826158.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

-ittybittyb :0)

ittybitty randoms

6 Jan


  My body wash smells like polish remover but I’m finishing it!  Not because I’m poor, but that’s exactly why.  

You Need To See This Doggy…NOW

2 Jan


I was just scrolling through the internet when I found this picture on Buzzfeed.  Okay seriously, this dog is just too friggin cute!!! This dog came with a MUSTACHE!!! I am just..I can’t deal with this cuteness!!!! 


New Year New Nothing

1 Jan

2013 is coming to an end and it seems most people were satisfied with it!  (Although I would’ve never guessed with all the complaining and drama they post on facebook.  Another surprising twist is that there were more people saying they weren’t going to post any New Year’s resolutions because they don’t work.  This is crazy talk to me!!!  I remember at the end of last year people 2012 all the status updates of the “New Year, new me” bull ish.  Matter of fact, I saw one Instagram post about getting rid of all the negativity and bad people in this person’s life and someone commented that they shouldn’t wait until the new year and just do it now.  I am beside myself.  Was 2013 so good of a year that people actually grew from it?  I still don’t know the answer.  All I know is that I started making lifestyle changes about 6 months ago and I am in the best place of my life so far.  I have a lot more climbing to do, but I’ll be damned if I haven’t already started climbing before we hit 2014.  The new year isn’t going to change me just because of a number.  I am going to change me and I don’t need a number on a calender to tell me it’s time.  Every day is a good day to start and continue on to the next.  On that note, when the clock strikes 12 I’m going to pop bottles like an Instagram model!!!  Andre` on deck! 



-ittybittyb 🙂 

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