The “M” is For McFly

13 Mar

But like, where ya shoe game at?


A Huge Target Fail

13 Mar


This is no joke. This image made it on to the Target website. There are so many things wrong with this photo, where do I begin. She has one longer arm then the other and it’s a hell of a lot skinnier. The inside of her arm is missing AND half her crotch. I feel like this is a troll, but sadly it’s not. I HATE how much photoshopping is done to women and men in photos. I don’t want to see something that isn’t real in magazines or on webpages. Give me real! What could have been so wrong with this young girls body that they photoshopped her so terribly??? RIDICULOUS! I’m so worked up I’m going to go eat a bag of cookies!


5 Rules For Being A Man According to Nick Offerman

13 Mar

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Why You Need Beer and Coffee In Your Life

21 Feb




How does one moderate?  I think if you carry a notepad with you moderation won’t matter.  *Walks away with martini in hand and notepad in other*

ittybittybee :O)



Woman Condemns You To Hell If You Don’t Give Her Free Meal

21 Feb


I am not making this up.  A Florida woman allegedly skipped out on her $18.46 restaurant bill and gave the cashier two options: Give her a free meal or go to hell.  Ruthena Lewis, 44,was accompanied by her mother at the A&G restaurant in Winter Haven, Fla.  Lewis then took her mom to the car and re-entered the restaurant to pay with a credit card, but the card was DECLINED!  DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT TAKE THAT TO-GO BOX WITH YOU.  The A&G cashier Crystal Henson told police that Lewis held the cancel button down when the charge was being processed.

 According to the police report, Lewis then gave Henson a choice: If the meal was free, Henson would go to heaven. If she insisted on running the card through, “She would go to hell.”  Lewis then slipped the cashier the business card of her church’s bishop and said to call him and he would pay for it and left.  

The restaurant didn’t bother to call the bishop and instead called police.  Lewis and her mother were arrested a short time later, reported. They were charged with misdemeanors and later released.

And get this, Lewis had $80 cash on her according to the police report!  The only person going to hell is Lewis for lying!

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-ittybittyb :0)

ittybitty randoms

6 Jan


  My body wash smells like polish remover but I’m finishing it!  Not because I’m poor, but that’s exactly why.  

You Need To See This Doggy…NOW

2 Jan


I was just scrolling through the internet when I found this picture on Buzzfeed.  Okay seriously, this dog is just too friggin cute!!! This dog came with a MUSTACHE!!! I am just..I can’t deal with this cuteness!!!! 


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