Tag Archives: wtf

Lady Gaga Gets Puked On… Purpose

14 Mar

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Ermmm….What in the actual hell? Lady Gaga performed at her SXSW concert and had her “friend,” Millie Brown vomit colored liquids onto her body while performing. Brown is a “vomit-painter.” (Who the hell knew that was an occupation?) Anyway, Brown chugged a green liquid on stage while Gaga banged it out on the drums and then Brown walked over and stuck her fingers down her throat and made sure she vomited all over Gaga. They then got on a bull together and straddled each other. I just want to believe that this is Gaga art, but it’s hard to see this as art that is respectable. I would say the general consensus on vomit is that it’s disgusting and so if Gaga decided to smear feces all over her face, is that supposed to be artistic too? I really do respect Gaga’s talent. However, I find it hard to believe that this is really who Gaga is. She has always been different, I will not argue that. But vomit? I feel like she is just trying to top herself so much so that even degrading herself to being puked on is worth the attention… I love you Gaga, but this is too much!

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A Huge Target Fail

13 Mar


This is no joke. This image made it on to the Target website. There are so many things wrong with this photo, where do I begin. She has one longer arm then the other and it’s a hell of a lot skinnier. The inside of her arm is missing AND half her crotch. I feel like this is a troll, but sadly it’s not. I HATE how much photoshopping is done to women and men in photos. I don’t want to see something that isn’t real in magazines or on webpages. Give me real! What could have been so wrong with this young girls body that they photoshopped her so terribly??? RIDICULOUS! I’m so worked up I’m going to go eat a bag of cookies!


Some Sexumacation

27 Apr

I hate it when I don’t know the power of my own vagina.

Woman Thinks She Made Up “Old Mc’Donald Had A Farm.”

8 Jan

I’ve FINALLY found someone to appreciate Louisiana hot sauce as much as I do. Thank you for your mindfulness God, and thank you for bacon vodka, snuggies, and sporks.


Goldilocks Grew Up So Fast

5 Dec

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Not Acceptable Vs Acceptable

4 Dec

Not Acceptable:
dog in a baby carriage

Acceptable: beer baby

Know the difference!!!


No Discount For You Old Man!

14 Nov

And this would be my 100th post!

Grandma’s Necklace

13 Nov

Because a nice heart is too mainstream.

Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown and/or Explode

8 Nov

All…these…years…I have been eating fries and burgers wrong. I think back on all the ketchup wasted and it brings a single tear to my eye. Thank you ketchup guy, thank you very much.

Zombie Drive-Thru Prank

29 Oct

After the gruesome cannibalism incident in Miami happened, I don’t blame people for really freaking out when they see zombies. This video is pretty funny though.

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